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" Rule 1: Don’t let someone be too important in your life. "
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" if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands "
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" The only person you should strive to be better than, is the person you were yesterday. "

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via corazondelleon)

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hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

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